hii  ok so basically i’m just a little guy trying to survive in this capitalist hellscape w minimal effort and maximum delulu. sem walking contradiction – mentally in 2014 tumblr era, emotionally on wattpad, physically? probably in posteljici scrolling tiktok ob 2:37am with one braincell doing backflips 

moja personality je 40% memes, 30% overthinking convos from 6 years ago, 20% “should i cut my hair or change my whole identity?”, and 10% iced coffee even pozimi. red flags? i collect them like pokémon cards. green flags? never met her.

čas ni realen zame. odgovarjam na sporočila po treh dneh z "sry i just saw this" when i 100% didn’t. imam attention span zlate ribice on crack in mental playlist, ki non-stop vrti random zvoke iz tiktoka (like "girl don’t do it… i did it 4f8bc8dff741273ca7c8ae63f8fb9e79_v1745910385.png").

moj life goal? idk bro, maybe get a cat, disappear in a cottage w wifi & aesthetic mugs, post random blurry photos with poetic captions like “she was never just a girl ced83a1ec20d9f7b45a8c537f1ccdf3c_v1745910385.png”. a če bo kdo kdaj rekel da sm normalna – blocked